Fix That Leak!

Based on FTL: Faster Than Light.

One of the things that always struck me about that game stemmed from the fact that your ship's evasion rate drops to zero if the pilot leaves his station (without upgrades, that is), but the same is not true of other stations.  This means that in a battle whenever shit goes down on the ship, the pilot is the last guy you want to send away from his station.  I often imagine him as a lazy asshole because of that, sitting up front, sipping his coffee like a goddamn jackass.

LOL Stormraven

I don't know if you saw that project over at B&C, but check out the results:
He actually modeled Dante surfing a flying landraider while playing his axe. Hahaha, awesome.

How can any enemy stand to such high-octane insultery? -5 Ld.

"I'm sorry, what was that? I can't hear you over how awesome I am."

Biel-Tan Guardians

Biel-Tan always intrigued me. Specifically, the part in the fluff about how they have much more Aspect Warriors than any other craftworld. Lately, I took to wondering what it must be like for the Biel-Tan Guardians to be always surrounded by basically elven frat-boys.

Is That What I Think It Is?

Yep. BOBMAKENZIE over at Bolter and Chainsword is making a BA Stormraven based on my comic. ...and I think he's improved on the original design. More guns!

This project is filled with so much awesome, it might just be good enough for the Blood Angels. ;)

OMG Blood Angels!

I'm excited too, but seriously people... calm down. ;)

No One Likes Veggies and Dip

Boy, this one took a while for me to finish. It's a two pager, as picasa won't allow any image taller than 1600 pixels...



A 3, a 5 and an Ace? I'd be pissed too. Hope those other two cards were also aces... though he probably would have waited until after this hand to go berserk if they were...

He was probably visiting family...

But regardless, you don't let personal feelings get in the way of acknowledging good pun-manship.

Prankus Psykerus Imperii

It's been a while since the last comic, and to make up for that I did it in color:



Note to all you Imperial Guard out there: Knock it off. Your regiment's Sanctioned Psykers have it hard enough without your pranks.

Also note: Commissars have no sense of humor. Don't expect them to understand a joke. ;)

Never Interrupt a Chaplain When He's Ranting...

Warning: Comic contains mature content.

Edit: So Picasa (Blogger's image hosting site) automatically resizes large pictures to 1600 pixels tall. Photobucket's even worse. Rather than pay a site to get the "pro" account for a few extra pixels, I resized the comic image and redid the text/word bubbles so that they're readable. Sorry 'bout all that =/

First Round Lascannon

Don't you hate it when your big bad IC gets insta-killed in the first round by some lucky Lascannon shot? This is generally how I imagine that kind of thing happening:

Seriously, attach your IC's to a squad, people. The Emperor only protects on a 4+

Can a Howling Ban-He Get Some Respect?

I'm not sure he can. I present my case above.

Eldar like puns

Inappropriate Ripper

The first of an undetermined number of mini comics set in the 40K universe. Depending on how popular they are, I may do more.